Top 3 reasons so far Iraq doesn’t suck that much

1. KBR chow

2. We hooked up a porn server. Along with a server with all the ripped seasons of Scrubs, Heroes, Reno 911, and what have you...

3. You feel like the coolest motherfucker ever listening to the Pixies' "River Euphrates" while checking out the actual River Euphrates on a convoy mission to Baghdad. I rode the fuckin' tiger, dude.