I don't even know why I got on this shit today. I'm too tired to work out but not tired enough to conk out on my rack. I stared at fucking dirt all day. Maybe when I go outside the wire of Ramadi I'll stare at dirt long enough to find the weapons of mass destruction we came here in the first place for.
Maybe I'll win the war on terror staring at fucking dirt long enough in front of an Iraqi police station. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one beating off to the idea of a pussy-ass IED hitting my up armored government vehicle so I can get my Combat Action Ribbon for he-man bragging rights for the rest of my life.
Maybe .
Geez, I'm pretty sure if we leave Iraq those terrorists will swim across two oceans to attack the freedom they hate so much. I heard Osama is a good swimmer. I read that shit in GQ or something...
I saw a white camel and someone called me a tunnel rat for the first time in my life the other day. Whoop-de-fucking-do.
That reminds me, Drew from Le Joshua called me a nip once. Fucking spook.
Friday, November 30, 2007
Monday, November 26, 2007
Dear Gary Glitter
Yeah dude, I know "Rock and Roll Pt. 2" was a great song and all but seriously, you can't get away with fucking kids in Vietnam. That's a few points for originality there Gary, but c'mon, what made you think that shit was gonna fly? It's not like you made Thriller.
They got bombed and shot at by white people for a good decade and you would think they wouldn't be too resentful if they also came over to fuck their kids. But no. You are paying the price.
And for Chrissakes, your last name's fucking Glitter.
Semper Fidelis,
Me
They got bombed and shot at by white people for a good decade and you would think they wouldn't be too resentful if they also came over to fuck their kids. But no. You are paying the price.
And for Chrissakes, your last name's fucking Glitter.
Semper Fidelis,
Me
Sunday, November 18, 2007
My evil plan for the rest of my life so far
Step 1
Make lots of money.
Step 2
Find a girl foolish enough to marry me not because I am rich, but simply for the fact I am the sexiest man alive.
Step 3
Pump her full of my semen so that she would give birth to the AntiChrist.
By the way ladies, I must add the fact that my semen tastes just like warm vanilla ice cream. Don't take my word for it. Just ask Sean Grange. He has taken the French vanilla challenge...
Make lots of money.
Step 2
Find a girl foolish enough to marry me not because I am rich, but simply for the fact I am the sexiest man alive.
Step 3
Pump her full of my semen so that she would give birth to the AntiChrist.
By the way ladies, I must add the fact that my semen tastes just like warm vanilla ice cream. Don't take my word for it. Just ask Sean Grange. He has taken the French vanilla challenge...
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