Rotten Dead Pool

Okay, so the guys over at rotten.com have the game known officially as Rotten Dead Pool. It uses the Notable Names Database and all you do is create your list of 10 individuals of notable stature (i.e. dictators, spiritual leaders, celebrities, etc.) who you predict will die within the year. It's completely sadistic, amoral, and evil and that's why I play it.

Here's a link to my list.

These were the 10 I listed in no real particular order besides the one prescribed. I will indicate the reasons why I chose them or predict their cause of death within the year in the () following their names.

1 Chuck Berry (he's old)
2 Fidel Castro (I don't like him)
3 Dalai Lama (assassination)
4 Johannes Heesters (he's old)
5 Osama bin Laden (obvious reasons)
6 Jerry Lewis (he's got cancer and he's old)
7 Courtney Love (obvious reasons)
8 John McCain (he's old)
9 Vince McMahon (steroid abuser)
10 Vladimir Putin (assassination)

This was an opening act for Mission of Burma

Oh my, oh my, how things have changed. Take note, he ain't wearing that hockey jersey ironically.

Our government has no money

Top Foreign US Debt Lenders/Holders:

Japan ($583.8 billion)
China ($503.8 billion)
United Kingdom ($280.4 billion)
Brazil ($151.6 billion)
Luxembourg ($88.6 billion) (Holy crap, it's a freakin' country???)
Russia ($65.3 billion)

Source: Department of the Treasury/Federal Reserve Board
August 15, 2008

Lying is awesome

You can doing some many things when you lie. For instance, lying can make people think of you as a better person. Another cool thing about lying is that you can trick... I mean convince women to do nasty things with you that you may want to videotape for "personal" use only.

Lying has helped me in many respects. Lying can in fact help you in many ways. Once you become really good at it, you might end up in the White House.

China takes gold in men's gymnastics.

Too bad men's gymnastics fucking gay.

Let Russia have Georgia,

Atlanta isn't even all that fucking cool.

I lost 5 pounds going vegetarian...

You know what? Fuck it. You can keep the 5 pounds. I'm going to Quizno's, bitch.