Sarah Palin on her foreign policy experience

This one time, I went inside a Taco Bell and the cashier's name was Jose. Since then, my experience really puts me at the forefront of being the ambassador of whatever Latin American country that spic was from because it would be racist to assume Jose was from Mexico.

Which also reminds me of the fact my penis was inside a Mexican vagina. That should also be put in my foreign policy resume. God, I really wish I could have worked in a taco joke or two with the whole Mexican vagina thing but I can't.

The solution

The biggest problem in people's lives is that they try to justify their actions. No matter what it is, or what they do, or who they are in that respect it's the greatest crisis they face. So many people deep down inside have anger and depression because they are at conflict with that little angel on their right shoulder.

Kill that bitch.

When you do, being completely void in morality is the greatest thing in the world. People should completely adopt nihilism in their lifestyle and as their world view.

Nihilism cleanses the soul or lack thereof. It's fucking liberating. It's reminiscent to drinking a delicious fat free chocolate milk shake.

Feist

She looks a lot like Patti Smith. Except she doesn't make shitty music.

Dear Anarchists,

If you really want to put money where your mouth is, do me one fucking huge favor:

Literally put money in your mouth.

Yeah, see those fucking "FEDERAL RESERVE NOTES" in your wallet? Fucking eat it. Fuck the government right?

Oh wait. I forgot. You're a pussy. Never mind.


Semper Fidelis,
Me

This might make you cry or get you really, REALLY pissed:

It's pretty painful. There should be a law against this.

DragonForce

That band is so talented, it's not even funny.