Police Story

This happened in 2005.

Devin Redman smoked a lot of meth. I spotted him after he jacked my cell phone so I smacked a skateboard over his head and proceeded to beat the shit out of him. This was out in public so people called the police. Surprisingly the police are not too fond of vigilantes beating up evil doers.

After I was put in handcuffs, Devin refused to press charges because he had warrants out for his arrest. So he just kinda got the fuck outta there. The cops let me go and they were still dicks about it. The moral of the story is fuck tweakers, and most importantly fuck the police.

I have no idea if Devin Redman still smokes meth. Fuck that guy.