Gary Numan

When I listen to Gary Numan, I think about Sega Saturn and Tokyo. Yeah, I know it's fucking weird...




P.S. There's like a MILLION of these commercials for the Saturn on YouTube.

Racist Generalization No. 72

There's not a lot of black nerds in the world. But when you do find one, they are always SUPER nerdy to make up for the lack of nerds in the black community.

Fake engine noises for electric vehicles

Well apparently, future electric vehicles may have fake engine noises installed in them because people are just used to it and it's somehow a safety hazard making vehicles too quiet. But isn't that what blasting punk out of your stereo and the horn on the steering wheel is for?

So anyways, even though the concept is completely gay, can we at least make that shit customizable? There should be options to whatever engine sound I want my would be electric car to have.

For instance, there's the flying Delorean from Back To The Future:


I'd also wanna consider having the Tim Burton Batmobile during my evening rides:


As for riding electric motorcycles, I'm sorta stuck on Kaneda's bike from AKIRA:


But the light cycle from Tron is a close runner up:


And who knows maybe I wanna car that sounds like this:

A few fleeting thoughts on the war in Afghanistan

Maybe we really should just give up Afghanistan. But then we would have to pretend to have a REAL good excuse to stay in Iraq besides saying, "We want priority over your oil and run your economy with our U.S. dollars."

Otherwise, this country might as well collapse and give everything up to the Chinese. FUCK that.

Your Opinion is Retarded

"I don't ask other men's opinions. I have my own." - Charles Manson

"Who the fuck WANTS to be a critic?" - Lou Reed

Seriously, people who go on for more than about two sentences of opinions should go fucking die. Like right here at this point. Opinions are for the weak and homosexual.

Rock journalism might be the most pretentious thing in the world which can only be contended by philosophy majors. Yeah dude, the album is great and all but it's not gonna sound any better cause you ramble on about OK Computer and how Thom Yorke's words and vocals perfectly capture the despair and desperation of the human soul in the song "Exit Music (For A Film)". How about you stop sounding like a fucking queer, shut the fuck up, and let the music speak for itself. Hell, what if I think the song simply sucks?

The only reason why you want to read anything is to gain knowledge or for shits and giggles. Not to waste your eyes away reading some one's half-assed musings about music/art/movie/etc. criticism. If you are the type of asshole who must read reviews about ANYTHING for pages and pages you fucking suck.

"Opinions are like assholes; everyone's got one" - Dirty Harry

What's even worse is when people get infuriated about opinions. Dude, seriously, think about. Doesn't having your own views and beliefs make you special the way you are?

People who are smug because others are pleased by what they think also suffer from being insecure douchebags when dudes can't care less. Besides, if everyone had the same opinion about everything it would be a boring place like some lame, zombie, dystopian future.

You know the dudes who had the best opinions? Beavis & Butthead.

Yeah, those clowns. Cause they just broke it down to "this sucks" or "this kicks ass."

That's all you need to know. Just simple, sweet, and no fucking half page print necessary.

Whatever, it's not like my opinion isn't retarded. I'm not you.

"Good taste is creativity's greatest enemy" - Pablo Picasso. (His art totally sucked by the way.)