Sunday, October 27, 2013

Motorcycles

There are certain people who find out you ride a motorcycle and they immediately think you’re gonna die. They would be correct (in LA). But some of ‘em have this weird snarky attitude like I’m doing it to be a “rebel” or some shit besides the fact it’s really fun.
What? You think dancing is “edgy” too?
It’s funny because riding motorcycles throughout Asia and Europe is simply considered practical. The average person, male or female, knows how to ride in Italy and in Vietnam. That’s the way it SHOULD be. Besides, riding a motorcycle creates a smaller carbon footprint than your faggy Prius any day. Oh, you have a fully electric car? Guess what, we now have electric motorcycles too and it’s even more efficient and still faster.
America is so backward it’s starting to piss me off.

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